STALKERClockEntry #46
Cash Effect
12/28/11 by STALKERClock
It's been a long time since I made one of these.
CashClock told me he was a huge Mass Effect fan and I had thought what his Mass Effect character probably looks like so I sketched out what he would look like if he was in Mass Effect (like me in Cryostasis). I have played Mass Effect too and I honestly think it's a compelling story with inspiring visuals, the weapons could have been better but that isn't a huge flaw.
I hope you like it, Cash.
PS - Putin is a moron
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3/6/12
Who wouldn't?
2/28/12
...I'd tap that.
Whatever you say.
2/8/12
...I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!
I've seen many changes in my life. But like a lot of things, I get used to them, like this new layout. It looks more up to date now.
2/6/12
Think of how dangerous I could be if I had access to top secret intelligience and was in a position of power...
If only I wasn't a half-latin working class college student taking up Biology.
2/6/12
Ah, very nice. I've always liked your drawing style, STALKER. It always strikes me as very crisp and clean looking, in contrast to my own which usually has very sketchy lines.
I'm looking forward to Mass Effect 3. Although definitely not as much a fan as Cash is, I do like the series. That, coupled with my inability to NOT finish a series once I've started, basically means I'll be buying the game when it comes out.
Being secluded over here in the western world, I have had no experiences with Albanians. (Over here, you basically have to actively seek out different cultures to learn anything about them.) However, I'll take your word that they are a shady bunch.
Leave it to Cash to write plans for world domination in a cinch. But it's really beyond that. Cash makes an art-form of it. Such plans do not usually contain plot twists. Here I am reading a plan to eliminate Albanians, when suddenly "BOOM" an entire continent has been conquered!
I think that I'm pretty much caught up in the goings-on here now. Again, I was absent chiefly due to exam times. Now that a new semester is about to begin, I'll have more free time, so expect more of me. I've been periodically submitting drawings I've made to the art portal, just not on my user page. Check em' out if you want, I'll be putting some more up soon, as well.
Thanks Capn.
1/28/12
No really, I just brainstormed all that on impulse when writing up a plan for how we're going to save the world from Albanians. I am seriously terrified of myself now.
Interesting plan, but I'm not going through all that trouble because of some annoying Balkans. Sooner or later people will start to realize it, but for now I'm keeping a close eye on my pockets.
1/28/12
You know, I was origanally going to just make up a plan to kidnap all Albanian Immigrants and bring them back to Albania and make a massive wall around them so they don't get out, but it somehow evolved into another one of my many world domination plans instantly.
The scariest part is, I always make those on impulse in a massive overly train of thought. You know, I'm usually kidding about stuff like that, but if I was power-hungry enough, I could probably figure out how to do it.
I'm now scared of my own brilliance.
1/28/12
So, I considered how our we going to destroy an annoying Pseudo-Democracy. Well, here's what we'll do: We'll silently propaganda nations that are known for they're hatred of the U.S. to hate them even more. Including: All of the Middle-East (We'll have the US-Friendly sellout Dictators assassinated by the KGB and MI9 and replace with US-Hating Dictators instead.), China (Could take work, but I think we could easily convince the populace.), North Korea (We'll do what we can to silently boil a war between North and South Korea. A few misguided missiles and some "South Korean" soldiers attacking North Korea should start it. I must remain neutral in this war, however The New Soviet Union will have to support North Korea and we'll get China to support them to after we install a Puppet-Leader. North Korea wins if all is well and becomes simply, "Korea".)
Now, how about the Carribean? Well, we'll boil another war between all the Carribean Islands and both of us will support Cuba in this war. We'll help Cuba win and we'll give them all the Carribean Islands in South America to be part of Cuba. Then we'll bribe or assassinate the current leader and replace or make him a puppet.
A very long term plan, but now we have the entire Middle East and North Africa. (Now known as the United States of Arabia. Because we'll cook up another war over there and make sure it's all controlled by one puppet-dictator.)
Then finally, we'll be ready after much long-term preparation. We'll attack the U.S and destroy it completely. Then we'll finally use our now unstoppable superpowered Nations to attack the entire World and cause World War III.
You see, The British Empire will control the Western Nations with Pseudo-Democracy, whilst The Soviet Union will control the Eastern Nations with Pseudo-Communism. Of course, eventually our Empires will attack each other when we die and are replaced by some power-hungry ambitious tyrants. But we'll be dead, so who cares? May the best Empire win.
1/28/12
I've got an idea, incase I get a daughter one day and she's kidnapped as soon as begins developing breasts I'll doing something to prevent it from happening.
I'll cook up a device that detects the nationality of an entire populace. We'll meet up in Germany and head over to Albania, then we'll build a massive wall personally around the entire nation. And then we'll travel the world kidnapping Albanians and bring them back to they're home countries.
Obviously, after this is all done, our nations will be so thankful that they'll instantly kick out the Monarchy and blow up Parliament and then crown me King. Everyone hates the Monarchy and Parliament over here anyway, so they'll be glad to crown a "National Hero".
Meanwhile, the Russians will slaughter your Government. You see, you'll pose as a "Soviet Loyalist" and bullshit them with big speeches about "Equality" and "Justice.". When in reality, you're just a power-hungry would-be tyrant. Also, write a book about the failures of Capitalism and point out how it's been sucking for Russia so far.
Don't worry about it actually having an intelligent point inside it. Just copy and paste some things from various Socialist/Communist Leaders. Then tell people you wrote a book about how Capitalism sucks and Communism rules and everything inside is totally original and unquestionable. Since the majority of Humanity tend to be very gullible most people will believe you. If anyone points out any flaws, such as it being a rip off of various Leftist Books, remind the stupid people that those folks hate you. They will think that there just slandering you. (It's scary how much this seems to work in real life.)
Then takeover Russia and declare yourself the National Leader. Nuke Albania, don't worry, the United Nations won't care. (Obviously.) And take over all Slavic Nations. (Leave out Albania, since it's irradiated.) Be sure to execute anyone who disagrees with you and make a Cult of Personality surrounding you, so everyone loves and admires you in The New Soviet Union.
Meanwhile, I'll be figuring out how to build "The New British Empire". See where this is going? Yep, I'll be re-conquering all former British-Ruled Nations.
Our obvious threat is both our countries long-time rivals when our countries was Superpowers. No, not Germany. The U.S.A.
1/24/12
I live in the impoverished suburbs of Huyton, Liverpool. I mean I'm planning to move into Liverpool City Centre, itself.
Makes sense to me. Kind of like living in the Kursk Oblast without living in Kursk.
1/21/12
I'll be sure to keep away from them if I ever move to the city. (Something I'm planning to do in a few years.) And they're "massage parlors". I was raised better to screw a strung-up 12 year old kidnapped girl in the back room.
I thought you already live in a city.
1/20/12
They even steal people? Holy shit.
Like I said, whenever they get the oppurtunity. My grandparents always warned me to stay away from Albania.
1/20/12
Sooo...With you're massive hatred of the Albanians and all you'll probably be fascinated to know that Albanians control the sex trade in Liverpool, London and Glascow.
You know, they kidnap naive young british teenage (and sometimes little) girls and enslave them by making them completely dependent on heroine.
They also commited the biggest robbery in British history back in 2006. They got off with 257,559,379 Russian Rubles. (Converted from 53 million British Pounds.).
We're all so glad to have them here, they seem like such a well-educated, god-fearing and compassionate people.
You know what, I'm not suprised. They always steal from other people when they get the oppurtunity.
1/15/12
Wow, man! Been awhile since i've seen any of your stuff. I really need to post some shit again, too. :|
It's good to have you back (again). I'm thinking about making another one some time, maybe a redesign, we'll see.
If you've played Mass Effect before you might recognize some symbols.
12/29/11
I have a dark theory that Shepard, being re-built with Reaper technology actually INDOCTRINATES his squadmates accidently, which is why they always xeem to worship him in a borderline cult of personality. Which is why alot of characters seem downright obsessed with him and why Miranda explains to him/her that anyone would follow him/her into hell itself, because they're is something about him.
It'd be creepy as shit if it turned out to be true. In other words, since Shepard is technically part Reaper from Mass Effect 2 and Reapers indoctrinate Organics that hang around them, well...
That is an interesting theory, but I think it all depends on the choices he makes. If he does good things people will see him as a role model. If he does bad things he will be seen as a renegade.
12/29/11
Also, are you by any chance excited about Mass Effect 3?
I really want to see how it all ends. It'll probably be open ended, what you do through the game will massively effect the storyline.
12/28/11
Wow, it looks awesome. You've appealed the massive ego in me. Thanks.
P.S May he be beaten to a pulp by a bunch of angry impoverished rioters.
No problem
PS - And thrown into the Moskva.